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Who said that "programmers are useless without computers? The big brother around me disagrees! It's true
2022-06-24 12:40:42【Code start】
Young is too frivolous , Go it alone IT That's ok .
The roots of sorrow fall , Eyes are dark .
bug Tens of thousands , Skills to be good at .
When you're in your thirties , Houseless bachelors .
I forgot to introduce myself , I'm a software tester , from 2010 Enter the industry in , There's already been 10 A year , I'm used to looking for bug, Write test cases , Only seriously code the technology article , It's the first time that I want to correct my career by writing ！
Most people are right IT The impression of the industry is that people are stupid and have a lot of money , Dull , Dead man , Prick silk ,996, Baldness , Plaid Shirt , Nothing can be done without a computer , Mysterious species that are hard to communicate with …… Maybe my article article It doesn't change your first impression of programmers , But when you read it patiently, you will find that , In fact, programmers are pretty cute .
1、 they , Inarticulate , But it's all true feelings ！
Maybe at this point you wonder , Such a simple sentence , Why does the goddess go with him , But think about it , If a person is willing to work overtime every month to earn hard money unreservedly to each other , It's like when you were a child, you were willing to give your only candy to each other , How simple his feelings are , How real .
As a programmer, he is not good at words , No sweet talk , Every move is stupid , But in that girl's heart , He won , She was impressed by his serious loveliness ！
2、 they , With the computer , But with infinite invisibility ！
Every programmer is “ Underwear over ” Super man , They can't fly , No blame , No superpowers , Can't save the world, let alone how powerful , But their abilities are infinite , And only at the critical moment ！
Right after graduation , I came to Guangzhou alone , Doing functional testing in a company , There is a very lovely girl at the front desk of the company next door , It's the girl I'm secretly in love with , But I'm too stupid , I can't talk to you for a long time . Just , On Tanabata, our company and the company next door had a friendship , That's how I got to know her ！
She's very cheerful , Talk to me all the time , I can feel that she's kind of in love with me , Talking and talking , Talking about the Technology Department of their company , Suddenly she said ：“ Programmers are rubbish when they leave computers ”, It's just a joke , But it hurt me deeply , Because she doesn't know , As a software tester, I , Also dealing with computers , And a programmer who is easily misunderstood . At that time I , There was silence , I don't know how to refute in order to justify my career ！
Back to home , I just sent her a text message ：“ A cook leaving the pot is a waste , A professional driver leaving a car is a waste , A singer who leaves the microphone is rubbish , Teachers leave school as waste , If the surgeon leaves the scalpel, it's a waste …… The biggest difference between man and other animals , People know how to make and use tools .” Although there is some sarcasm , But this is what I love about me IT The most basic respect of the industry ！
Many people misunderstand programmers deeply , The essence , What they really misunderstand is specialization , Who says “ Programmers are rubbish when they leave computers ”？ I have a lot of programmers around me , They're not just writing code , look for bug And so on, and a lot of hobbies ：
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Xiaobo is a software testing engineer who loves electronic products , Colleagues often ask him to help select electronic products , He always shares experiences , That's right . Girls often ask him to fix computers , As long as he's there , All electronic products can be restored quickly .
As a professional test development engineer xx, In addition to being a high paid technology bull admired by thousands of people , Or amateur musicians , He can play more than one or two instruments , Writing songs and lyrics is also a pleasure he has always insisted on , In fact, many programmers have artistic talent , Because writing code is also an art , So most programmers have an inexplicable preference for art .
These are just a few typical examples around me , I also know a very awesome programmer , His experience is like this
I knew him back then , Because of a billiard game , At that time, he was the development director of a serious company . Business savvy , Later, I started a company , Then life is the same , Let me open my eyes ..
My friend is almost full of skills ！！！
It's programmers , Haven't cheat you ！ The valet driver said
Monster fighting is being upgraded ..... Let's watch him ..
Play musical instruments 、 Drawing a picture 、 Riding 、 diving 、 The yacht 、 Water motor 、 climb 、 wait ！ Post some photos of his activities
Diving qualification certificate , I don't know. It's very harmful anyway
Look at the meteors
Northwest ring road
Grilled seafood by the sea
Climb Haba snow mountain
Haba snow mountain is located in the southeast of Shangri La , It faces Yulong Snow Mountain across Tiger Leaping Gorge , It is a high mountain that was raised sharply under the strong influence of Himalayan orogeny and subsequent Quaternary tectonic movement . The highest altitude 5396 rice , The lowest River elevation is only 1550 rice . The upper part of the mountain is relatively gentle , The lower part is steeply Walled , It looks steep, majestic, beautiful and mysterious
Motorcycle outdoor travel
No gold, no red, no perfect , Some programmers have interests that even professionals are ashamed of , Don't forget that programmers have two brains . So when it's time to fight , Don't be so bitter , Don't mess with programmers , It's their efforts to work overtime that make life convenient for everyone ！
I'm going to Guangzhou to find him again . Talk about his life .. Ha , Ask him what else he can't play ！
Quietly knock a code to find a bug It's going to be hacked, too , From a distance of one hundred and eight thousand miles will lie gun , It's not easy to be a programmer …
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